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That feels a bit stereotypical." Upon seeing the plate I had no doubt that the pirate is absolutely gay and I think just seeing him moved me a point or two up the Kinsey scale. I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van.

We notice one another noticing. We say nothing.

How Our Flag Means : Someone took the gay pirate plate! oh my god gay pirate plate!! You're a superstar! I love this! (Although I didn't get the reference at all) As soon as I saw "gay pirate plate", all was made clear to me

We come to a silent consensus. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired.

We get in the van. Truly it always catches me off guard how gay that fucking pirate is. That pirate is gay. We pack up to leave. And then my grandmother died. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. Oh yeah. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. That is the gayest pirate I have ever seen.

That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. The three of us look at each other. He is gay. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye.

The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale. I read the post and thought "how could you possibly be so confident he's gay? That pirate is a flaming homosexual.

She happily waves goodbye as we drive off. At first I was sceptical, but then I saw the picture and realized that the plate does indeed match the description perfectly. I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave.